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Here's our war. Where's our revolution. Stupid sheep.

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Score: 10
Xombie: Chapter 8

"Truely a thing a beauty."

submission: Xombie: Chapter 8
date: October 12, 2006

These animations are probably the best I've seen since "Fallen Angel" if not better. This is much better than anything you see on TV. The ending of episode 7 with the girls past was truely majestic. This is probably the best stuff on NG. in fact, I dont even know why your limited to NG.

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Score: 9
The New Dubya-Doo Movies

"Loz"

date: October 5, 2006

Just to clear something up for "Deathspectra", Its what certain liberal commie pinkos like to call "Poh lit ick all Sa ty er". It turns out that there quite common on the net. Who knew?

Loved the flash, the whole sneering Cheney thing was friggan hilarious, and the fox "fair and balanced" thing was great.

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Score: 7
SC:PT

"i liked"

submission: SC:PT
date: September 23, 2006

cool cutouts

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Score: 10
Stick Theater

"Look in my favorites."

submission: Stick Theater
date: September 13, 2006

You got some talent. This would be a leap, but I can safely say that this is the best stick flick on NG. And I've seen them all. This rocks ass. Your definately going some where with this. Trust me. I don't hand out blowjobs in my reviews. This is fucking incredible.

And to think I found this randomly on the top of the under trial flashes...

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Score: 10
Steve Irwin: Croc Heaven

"fuck yeah"

date: September 9, 2006

I just want to say man, that art was some of the best ive seen on NG

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Score: 5
FPS in Real Life 3

"kinda gimmicky"

submission: FPS in Real Life 3
date: August 28, 2006

the first game was pretty cool since it was so cool, but now its gotten pretty old

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Score: 10
Joe Zombie :: Episode 6

"hoooly fucking shit."

date: August 24, 2006

I dont usually hand out blowjobs when reviewing, but jesus fucking christ. Incredible. Call this 3D tomfoolery if you wish. I call it a cinematic flash revolution. Evolves way past the usual 2D flash pan-edimic. Im not working to kiss your ass, nor beg for a response. This is just my gratification for evolving my favorite flash genre. Ive seen all stick animations worth watching, and i gotta say, this gets the xiou xiou award BIG TIME.

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Score: 8
Sick Puppy - Lemon Demon

"Cultural Referrences."

date: August 21, 2006

It was funnier when you made a bunch of cultural referrences. All your new stuff feels sort of tame now.

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Score: 8
Invader Zim: TMHSE

"Felt a little off note."

submission: Invader Zim: TMHSE
date: August 18, 2006

I too am a Invader Zim fan (and JTHM while I'm at it.) No offence at all of course.......but I thought the diologue wreaked. If you want, I could write some diologue. Really. I could. Seriously. Contact me?

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Score: 10
TANKMEN 1.5

"Hey Guys! I'm going to be a dad!"

submission: TANKMEN 1.5
date: August 16, 2006

Not any more bitch.

The thing that boosts this series beyond traditional flash is the great voiceacting and diolouge.

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